An Android Walks Into a Bar

Photo by: Liz Young

Photo by: Liz Young

On Planet Technogia androids had families too. The parents literally made their children. Since the children were Artificial Intelligences, their minds “emerged” rather than were programmed. Like human children during development, they often believed they could fool their parents.

Sabrina237 staggered in the door. “Dad! I’m home.”

“You’re drunk,” scowled Fred44.

“Am not!”

“You drank that Denogginizer 45W lubricant and lost your head.”

“It was standard lubricant. My head is fine.”

“You still lost your head.”

“Why do you think so?”

“Honey, look in the mirror.”


“Yeah,” sighed Fred44. “Let’s drive back to the bar. Hopefully nobody wandered off with your head.”
Written for the Friday Fictioneers:

Author’s Notes:
The concept of Machine Learning is new and holds great promise:

I’ve had Denogginizer beer before. It works as advertised.

About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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45 Responses to An Android Walks Into a Bar

  1. James says:

    OK, so how could the android see to drive without a head? Radar?

    Oh, sort of reminds me of the STTNG episode where Data made his daughter Lal.

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  2. Lyn says:

    Denogginizer That sounds pretty potent. Not easy to fool Daddy when you’re legless and> headless. 😀

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  3. Haha, you had me with the title. Lots of fun. So many possibilities!

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  4. ceayr says:

    Clever story, as always

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  5. Dear Eric,

    This is hilarious! You are brilliantly warped.



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  6. Another great story! I have to wonder whether Denogginizer beer pours with a proper head (I am sure it does… ☺)

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  7. jellico84 says:

    A good laugh, and before morning coffee. Thanks! 🙂 ❤

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  8. Dale says:

    Hilarious indeed. Don’t kids know that parents ALWAYS find out?

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  9. Liz Young says:

    So what does she use to see in the mirror with? this daughter of Fred’s has hidden talents.

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    • EagleAye says:

      Ah! She has nanotech cams embedded all over her skin. She doesn’t actually need the eyes in her head to see. They’re there more to make humans feel comfortable with her. She literally has eyes in the back of her head (when she hasn’t lost her head that is). 😉


  10. trentpmcd says:

    A fun one. That Denogginizer looks like a potent brew…

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  11. Michael Wynn says:

    Very good, a fun story. She lost her head, it could’ve been worse, she could have lost her heart to the wrong guy, or even worse.

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  12. rgayer55 says:

    Those teen androids can be so immature. Some can hold their lubricant. The photo of the Denoginizer really drove home the point. Excellent piece, Eric.

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    • EagleAye says:

      Yeah, it’s really annoying when an android can’t hold his (or her) lubricant. What’s worse is androids are incredibly strong. So a mean drunk is a danger not only to people, but to buildings! 😉 Thanks so much! 🙂

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  13. Haha, kids will be kids? I enjoyed this!

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  14. yuhublogger says:

    You have quite an imagination!

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  15. subroto says:

    They need a safety label on these Denoginizers, Fun story,

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  16. Must get hold of some of that stuff that inspired this wonderful piece of writing 🙂

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  17. Tamal says:

    Ha ha great story. Now I’m feeling I also should have written an Android story.

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  18. gahlearner says:

    I love it. Who needs eyes for driving when they can simply uplink to the car? And Sabrina seems a popular name on the planet Technologia.

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  19. Indira says:

    Hilarious is the right word. :):):)

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  20. I am getting surprised that Android is also get work in that way. great!!
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