Monthly Archives: May 2017

New Owner

Posted on May 31, 2017 by EagleAye

“Gawd!” groaned Bobo the bear. “I’m covered in dirt!” “My clothes are permanently soiled!” moaned Tina the baby doll. “But we have a new owner,” brightened Monty the monkey, brushing away dirt. “A child loves us again.” “Yeah, but she’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Flash Fiction, Funny, Humor, Satire, Short Fiction, Short Story, Toy Story, Toys, Urban Fantasy, Vampire | 27 Comments

The Natives

Posted on May 30, 2017 by EagleAye

San Francisco’s streetcars still drew tourists to ride the ancient vehicles. An amazing mix of cultures also defined the city. On Geary Street alone one could explore the world’s selection of different ethnic foods. Some ascribed the city’s “worldly success” … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Aliens, Flash Fiction, Humor, Powell Street, San Francisco, Sanctuary City, Science Fiction, Short Fiction, Short Story, Street Car | 26 Comments

Getting Soft

Posted on May 28, 2017 by EagleAye

The Yautja culture (known as Predators by humans) was dictated by the warrior code. Advancement in the society was driven by accomplishments in battle. Planetary Governors hunted wily Humans alone to prove themselves. Sector Governors lead teams to hunt Aliens. … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Alien, Flash Fiction, Funny, Getting Soft, Humor, Predator, Science Fiction, Short Fiction, Short Story, Warrior Culture | 12 Comments

The Wait

Posted on May 27, 2017 by EagleAye

Brittany hated visiting the Kanchanaburi War Cemetery, but her grandfather insisted. He’d survived slave labor and building the railway through Thailand. He wanted to visit old friends. Brittany was unmoved. “It wasn’t my war,” she pointed out. She only wanted … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Defense of Malaya, Flash Fiction, Funny, Ghosts, Humor, Memorial Day, RAF, Short Fiction, Short Story, Urban Fantasy | 18 Comments

The Fiery Eye

Posted on May 24, 2017 by EagleAye

“I gave them the Fiery eye,” pronounced Aunt Miranda. “Disreputable smut!” “Artistic nudes,” corrected Jeremy. “You set fire to them?” asked Fire Marshall Neely. “The Fiery Eye,” explained Jeremy. “And the paintings caught fire.” “Her look started the fire?” said … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Evil Eye, Firestarter, Flash Fiction, Funny, Humor, Pyrokinesis, Short Fiction, Short Story, Speculative Fiction | 28 Comments

The Fish Expert

Posted on May 23, 2017 by EagleAye

The small town of Anagnos on the Grecian coast enjoyed a reputation for great fishing. Part of this was due to the exploits and the sage advice blog of The Fish Expert. Stewart trudged along the beach past tourists and … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Bait, Fishing, Flash Fiction, Funny, Grecian, Humor, Mutation, Octopus, Short Fiction, Short Story, Speculative Fiction | 25 Comments

The Bet

Posted on May 21, 2017 by EagleAye

The guards led former Prime Minister Gallaway through Traiter’s Gate. Senator Broughton looked smug as he walked beside him, pleased with his victory. “What’s in it for you?” said Gallaway. “You think I’ll actually reveal my plans?” snorted Broughton. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Betting, Confession, Flash Fiction, Interstellar, Mousetrapping, Nanotechnology, Science Fiction, Short Fiction, Short Story, Traitor | 20 Comments

Birthday Greetings

Posted on May 20, 2017 by EagleAye

In Portal, North Dakota, the US and Canadian customs agents often hung out together, telling tall tales about their respective countries. Morris, the American customs agent stood 6’10” and boasted nearly three-hundred pounds of solid muscle. Morris was used to … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Canada, Customs Agents, Flash Fiction, Funny, Humor, Moose, Short Fiction, Short Story, Speculative Fiction, Tall Tales | 16 Comments

Calibration Problem

Posted on May 18, 2017 by EagleAye

Marconi’s submarine sandwiches were already famous when the diner upgraded their kitchens. When it was done, they claimed their nanotechnology ovens recreated their traditional flavors and textures perfectly. Quincy hoped it was true. “I’ll take the Hot Six-Inch Italian,” said … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Diner, Flash Fiction, Funny, Humor, Italian, Nanotechnology, Science Fiction, Short Fiction, Short Story, Speculative Fiction | 32 Comments

Side Effects

Posted on May 16, 2017 by EagleAye

Natalia Gantz, perhaps the richest woman in the world, gazed into the microscope. “Alright, doctor,” she sneered. “What am I looking at?” Doctor Bengtsdotter sighed privately. “This is a plant frozen in the normal way. See the ice crystals? They … Continue reading →