Monthly Archives: September 2017

The Big Oops

Posted on September 27, 2017 by EagleAye

Evil Dr. Genesplice stood outside the old factory, beaming. “Just think, Poc!” he said to his assistant. Poc, belonged to a species of intelligent Lemur that worked for the evil genius. “Sure, boss.” “Inside this building, a gigantic creature lies … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Evil Genius, Flash Fiction, Funny, Humor, Lemur, Monster, Satire, Short Fiction, Short Story | 30 Comments

Magic Sunglasses

Posted on September 26, 2017 by EagleAye

The sunglasses has done their work. Eva had met Brad several months earlier and he, not unexpectedly, fell in love with her. That was all well and good, but would he love her without the magic glasses? In the weeks … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Flash Fiction, Funny, Humor, Magic, Romance, Short Fiction, Short Story, Speculative Fiction, Sunglasses | 34 Comments

Mindbending Camouflage

Posted on September 24, 2017 by EagleAye

Tony Hillsdale was an expert naturalist. He often led tours through the internationally known Markham Forest. “This forest is a biologist’s dream,” explained Tony. “For reasons not yet understood, the animals here are evolving far faster than anywhere else. This … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Camouflage, Evolution, Flash Fiction, Funny, Humor, Science Fiction, Short Fiction, Short Story, Snake | 27 Comments

Poor Translation

Posted on September 23, 2017 by EagleAye

The Spaniards arrived at the temple first, looking for gold. New to Cambodia, their translations were incomplete. All the Spanish got from the monks was, “Beware the Nangalang.” Fearless leader Diaz merely scoffed, “A monster?” He stepped inside the entrance, … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Cambodia, Flash Fiction, Funny, Humor, Monster, Short Fiction, Short Story, Speculative Fiction, Translation | 30 Comments

A Difficult Pet

Posted on September 20, 2017 by EagleAye

Paul and Marjorie returned home from an afternoon of shopping. In the garage, Paul saw his shoes and groaned, “Binky!” “What’s wrong?” said Marjorie. Paul pointed, “Binky got hold of my work shoes.” Marjorie crossed her arms. “You wanted a … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Cobwebs, Flash Fiction, Funny, Giant Spider, Humor, Pets, Short Fiction, Short Story, Speculative Fiction | 31 Comments

Two Can Play

Posted on September 19, 2017 by EagleAye

The war with the alien Aphrileans ended thirty years before, though they and Humans still hated each other. This loathing manifested in non-violent ways. Humanity’s Sheppard building, the tallest in all Human space, was destroyed during the war. The Aphrileans … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Aliens, Cold War, Embassy, Flash Fiction, Funny, Humor, Science Fiction, Short Fiction, Short Story | 21 Comments

Bureaucracy Meets Its Match

Posted on September 17, 2017 by EagleAye

Dr. Haanraadts stood before reporters, safely across the river from the High-Energy Physics Institute. “I’m proud to say we’ve successfully tested the Wells Drive,” he grinned. “Our time-traveling team has returned from the past safe and sound.” Reporters surged forward … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Brueaucracy, Flash Fiction, Funny, Humor, Science Fiction, Short Fiction, Short Story, Time Travel, Triceratops | 17 Comments

Unusual Skills

Posted on September 16, 2017 by EagleAye

CIA Agent Warfield sat on a bench alongside another of St. Petersburg’s beautiful churches. Beside him, new agent Barnes fidgeted. “Where is agent Privideniye coming out?” said Barnes. “Over there.” “I don’t see a door there.” Warfield turned a page … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Espionage, Flash Fiction, Ghost, October Revolution, Short Fiction, Short Story, Speculative Fiction, Spy, Urban Fantasy | 24 Comments

Heart Sandwiches

Posted on September 13, 2017 by EagleAye

The heart sandwiches at Stein’s Deli developed an amazing reputation. They could cure any disease. Wall Street tycoon Mitchell Fromme visited the doctor’s office. “What’s this withering disease, doc?” Doctor Liston said, “Not sure yet.” “Ate a pastrami sandwich at … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Cure All, Flash Fiction, Funny, Heart, Humor, Short Fiction, Short Story, Speculative Fiction, Wall Street | 42 Comments

Modern Fable

Posted on September 12, 2017 by EagleAye

Monique visited the Indian cultural festival alone. Phil wouldn’t go to it, or any festival. Inside the auditorium, she met Anup, who was selling flowers. “These aren’t just any flowers,” explained Anup. “They’re magical!” “How so?” smirked Monique. Magic? Right! … Continue reading →