Bob Smith’s Youtube videos on proper care of pet birds all went viral. Videos on bird care weren’t new. The format was. “Piper the bird” delivered the entire narration while being held by Bob. Bob never appeared which made the videos even funnier. Bob was hailed as a media genius.
Bob declined any on camera videos, responding only via email.
At home, Bob was drunk and asleep…again. Piper the bird opened Skype on the computer.
Another bird answered the Skype call, “Let’s continue. Humans appear convinced. How long did it take to build that lifelike human hand to hold you?”
Written for the Friday Fictioneers: https://rochellewisoff.com/2017/10/11/6-october-2017/