
Photo by: Al Forbes
Aidan sat on the steps before his flat, scowling, waiting for the aliens to get on with it. Behind him, the white cliffs rose up in the morning sun. He leaned back with his coffee and watched the creatures.
They looked like upright, five-foot tall groundhogs with long ears and moth antennae, crossing the coast road.
Nobody noticed.
Aliens were common in 2073, particularly the mammalian Ghornicans.
Finally, Ghinax and Llarup sauntered up. “Hola, Amigo” said Ghinax.
“I’m British,” corrected Aidan.
“You got the stuff?”
“The what?”
“The goods, man! The product.”
“Huh? It’s just common…”
“Hol’ up, hol’ up, yo!” Ghinax looked side-to-side furtively. “5-0 might be watchin’ ”
“Cops?” sighed Aidan. “Why should they care?”
“Dang!” exclaimed Llarup. “Slick got the fuzz on the payroll. That’s dope!”
“Lemme sample the product,” growled Ghinax.
Aidan opened the brown package and broke off a chunk.
Ghinax took it and just licked it. “Dang! That’s high quality, Dawg.”
Aidan rolled his eyes. “I got it at Walmart.”
Llarup snatched the whole centimeter-sized chunk and chewed. In moments, he slumped across the stairs, drooling.
“Oh snap! He over-dosing!”
Aidan gazed at the brown package in his hand. “I think Hershey’s Chocolate affects you aliens differently.”
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Written for Sunday Photo Fiction: https://sundayphotofictioner.wordpress.com/2017/12/03/sunday-photo-fiction-december-3rd-2017/
Must have been a male alien. Females never OD on chocolate.
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Boom, Susan, Boom 😀
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Hahaha! An indisputable fact. 😀 Good one.
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I thought I read somewhere about a relationship between chocolate and cocaine.
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Well, both do trigger a release of dopamine, as as many chocoholics already know. Otherwise chocolate is made from the cocao plant and cocaine is made from a different plant, coca.
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“Hol’ up, hol’ up, yo!” Ghinax looked side-to-side furtively. “5-0 might be watchin’ ” They ever bring in Chocolate Cops, wee’z all in trubble man! 😀 😀
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Haha! I think when folks realize chocolate is disappearing off-planet in large amounts, we may see very high tariffs and indeed see a Chocolate Police! 😉
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Love it!
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Thank you! 🙂
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I think some human have a similar reaction to chocolate.
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I think that’s true, but then anyone who’s like that should be checked for alien DNA. 😉
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Ha ha …brilliantly playful – loved it 🙂
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Thank you very much! I appreciate it.
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😀 Very nice!
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Thank you! 🙂
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Funny, Eric. I’m the opposite of the aliens. I love chocolate but it doesn’t love me. Too much and I break out as I’m allergic. Good writing. 🙂 — Suzanne
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No fair! I know how it feels. I love onions and peppers, but they don’t love me back. We have a love/hate relationship. Thanks Suzanne! 🙂
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Excellent as always Eric. I love it.
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My pleasure, Al! Thanks so much. 🙂
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