Monthly Archives: January 2018

Needing To Worry

Posted on January 31, 2018 by EagleAye

Harrison hated the country. There wasn’t a Starbuck’s for miles. He got stuck hanging out with his wife’s sister’s husband, Ty, on their Virginia ranch. Ty pointed at some sliced logs. “Faeries were partying last night.” “The proper term is … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Country Life, Faeries, Festival, Flash Fiction, Funny, Human Sacrifice, Humor, Short Fiction, Short Story, Speculative Fiction, Urban Fantasy | 49 Comments

The Healer

Posted on January 30, 2018 by EagleAye

Suzanne’s daughter Danielle lay in her hospital bed. The doctors said they could find no cure for her. Barbara was upset. “You’re bringing in The Healer? Mystical claptrap! He’s not a real doctor.” Suzanne smiled at her sister. Barbara spent … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Fad Diet, Flash Fiction, Funny, Healer, Humor, Incurable Illness, Mutant, Short Fiction, Short Story, Speculative Fiction, Urban Fantasy | 18 Comments

The Hypocrite

Posted on January 28, 2018 by EagleAye

Joel loved statuary. His latest acquisition rested in the center of the garden pond. He walked by it with a smile as he carried a box to towards the fence. He hadn’t quite reached the barrier before the raspy voice … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Dominitrix, Flash Fiction, Funny, Humor, Hypocrisy, Poseidon, Sado-Masochism, Short Fiction, Short Story, Speculative Fiction, Statuary | 29 Comments

Sociological Analysis

Posted on January 27, 2018 by EagleAye

The International Balloon Rally at Bristol, England, reached a crescendo. The colorful hot air balloons were fully inflated and awaiting the signal to launch. Close by, alien eyes were watching. They hovered in a bubble of energy, invisible to any … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Aliens, Balloon Festival, Flash Fiction, Funny, Humor, Inflated Ego, Political Rally, Science Fiction, Short Fiction, Short Story, Sociology | 29 Comments

Raptor Day

Posted on January 25, 2018 by EagleAye

We enjoyed a terrific birding day the other day. We’re happy if we see one bird of prey in a day. On this day we saw five, and three different species. Best of all some of them allowed us to … Continue reading →

Posted in Animals, Nature, Photos | Tagged Birding, Birds, Hawk, Nature, Osprey, outdoors, Photography, Photos, Sapsucker | 11 Comments

Impractical Magic

Posted on January 24, 2018 by EagleAye

Chief Inspector Dawkins pointed to the decrepit building. “There’s a sorcerer in there. Mayor Cranston wants us to arrest him.” “What did he do?” said Inspector Poole. “It took some investigating to get the truth.” “So…?” “Turns out, Cranston’s mistress … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Flash Fiction, Funny, Humor, Magic, Penis Size, Potion, Sex Change, Short Fiction, Short Story, Sorcerer, Urban Fantasy | 42 Comments

Boring Parents

Posted on January 23, 2018 by EagleAye

Twelve-year old Mitchell hated walking through the park with his boring parents. They were so strict! They wouldn’t let him play “Grand Theft Auto” or listen to Cop-Killah’s raps. Mitchell parents were just too straight-laced to truly understand him. As … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Boring Parents, Flash Fiction, Funny, Grand Theft Auto, Humor, Public Park, Public Sex, Rapper, Satire, Short Fiction, Short Story | 19 Comments

Old Age and Treachery

Posted on January 21, 2018 by EagleAye

The warrior stood alone in the golden light of the morning. Only he possessed the courage to stand before the demon. “Go back, noxious hellion! I, Domingo Eduardo Francisco Cabrera command it!” The mighty beast paid no heed. Its massive … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Don Quixote, Flash Fiction, Funny, Humor, Old Age and Treachery, Past Life, Reincarnation, Robot, Science Fiction, Short Fiction, Short Story | 27 Comments

The Euphemism

Posted on January 20, 2018 by EagleAye

The small Caribbean island no longer had human residents. All that remained was a team of scientists. They sat in an armored shelter overlooking the site. Dr. Ewan Johnson watched through binoculars and carefully took notes as the helicopter flew … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Dark Humor, Euphemism, Flash Fiction, Funny, Pedophile Doctor, Science Fiction, Scientific Study, Short Fiction, Short Story, Speculative Fiction, Terror Bird | 34 Comments

It’s Hannah Time

Posted on January 18, 2018 by EagleAye

Latest pics of our favorite model of all time. “It’s the most awesomest ever!” “Have a look at my flowers.” “You are mine…all mine.” “Did I mention my favorite color is pink?” “It’s fun hanging out with Mom.”