
Photo by: C.E. Ayr
The warrior stood alone in the golden light of the morning. Only he possessed the courage to stand before the demon.
“Go back, noxious hellion! I, Domingo Eduardo Francisco Cabrera command it!”
The mighty beast paid no heed. Its massive eight legs churned forward, threatening all the innocents of Buena Cordiera. It reached up with a terrible pincer and swung that terrifying weapon towards Domingo.
Domingo raised his M-4 assault rifle and blasted away with righteous fury. The pincer fell away and the demon howled in agony. Wasting no time. Domingo fired an M203 grenade into its hellish skull. The explosion tore away the head and gutted the beast’s interior…
…And then the police arrived.
Five hours later, Lorenza left her grandfather’s nursing home, still sobbing.
“What happened?” said her husband Frederico.
“Grandpa has PLQS, Past-Life Quixote Syndrome.”
“What’s that?”
“Most people cannot remember past lives for a reason. It causes problems. Grandpa has no such safeties. He regresses into the 1980s sometimes. That’s why he shot up a harmless, unmanned construction robot.”
In the nursing home Domingo turned to his roommate and grinned, “Told you I could shoot up a construction robot and get away with it.”
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Written for Sunday Photo Fiction: https://sundayphotofictioner.wordpress.com/2018/01/21/sunday-photo-fiction-january-21st-2018/
Author’s Notes:
I expect most everyone is familiar with the tale of Don Quixote and his charging at windmills. But just in case:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Quixote
Ha. Clever Grandpa. I’ll have to try that when I get older.
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Wicked old chap! A great little yarn.
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Yes he was, and he enjoyed every minute of it. 😉 Thanks Keith!
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Glad I wasn’t sipping my coffee when I read the last line. PLQS … I love it! What I do want to know though, is where Grandpa had his M-4 assault rifle and the M203 grenade hidden in the nursing home?
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Haha! Because coffee flying out through the nose is a social faux pas. 😉 I wondered when someone would ask where the guns came from. Grandpa has friends, and they have friends. That’s all I’m allowed to say. Thanks Lyn! 🙂
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Aha, the old “friend of a friend” ploy. Very clever Grandpa 😀
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I liked that last line, it really got me smiling.
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Happy to hear that. Thanks Michael! 🙂
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Domingos a very bored man indeed. Or perhaps he is too young at heart and has been playing too many video games. Nice one.
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I think he’s still young at heart. He misses his old army days. Thanks Mandibelle! 🙂
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You never fail to amuse me, Eric.
Thanks!
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Hehe. I’m happy to serve. 😉 Thanks kindly!
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Grandpa is such a trickster, how hilarious! For him and his friends, at least — I bet he makes life more challenging for any staff at the home who don’t have a sense of humor. 🙂
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Haha! Yeah, he can be a real pain. He keeps sneaking out all the time. Two Administrators have quite already. 😉
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LOL, what a character!
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Ha ha ha ha ha. Grandpa was truly wicked. Loved it.
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He was. He knew how to play all the angles.
Thanks much!
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Love it! What a wily old man. When he pulled out the gun, the whole story changed.
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Haha! I know, the gun certainly wasn’t anything Cervantes imagined. He was just the new Don Quixote. Glad you liked this. Thank you! 🙂
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Shame on Grandpa. The old fox has probably outlived all his enemies and is now taking out his aggressions on robots. Good and humorous writing, Eric. 😀 — Suzanne
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Hehe. That’s pretty much it. He misses his younger days as a hellion. Now he’s just an old and crafty hellion. 😉 Thanks very much, Suzanne!
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