Needing To Worry

Photo by: Rochelle Wisoff-Fields

Harrison hated the country. There wasn’t a Starbuck’s for miles. He got stuck hanging out with his wife’s sister’s husband, Ty, on their Virginia ranch.

Ty pointed at some sliced logs. “Faeries were partying last night.”

“The proper term is ‘Homosexual,'” said Harrison.

“I mean the little people kind.”

You believe in faeries? You moron!

“Interesting.”

“Y’all believe in faeries?”

Of course not!

“Sure.”

“Faerie Folk are havin’ their annual festival. Some people are scared.”

“Why?”

“Well, they kidnap somebody and sacrifice ’em to their faerie god.”

“Really?”

“Y’all needn’t worry. They only sacrifice folks who don’t believe in faeries.”
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Written for the Friday Fictioneers: https://rochellewisoff.com/2018/01/31/2-february-2018/

About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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49 Responses to Needing To Worry

  1. Sandra says:

    That put me in mind of the “I do believe in fairies” scene from Peter Pan. So much so I had to google it. Thanks for taking me back.

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  2. *claps hands*

    Whew, good to know I’m safe from faeries! Also from pixies, sprites, nymphs, hobgoblins, nixies, griggs, dryads, orogiads, brownies, trolls and every other type of fae spirit that exists out there!

    I think this is my favourite Friday Fictioneers story so far (this week).

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  3. Dear Eric,

    I was sent to YouTube. I do believe n faeries. I do. I do. I enjoyed your story, too.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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  4. Iain Kelly says:

    I think he may have just involuntarily volunteered himself…!

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  5. Dale says:

    Well now, we all know who will be the next sacrifice… and it ain’t gonna be me!!

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Ha ha – I loved the ‘voice’ in this story and I loved the punchline!

    Susan A Eames at
    Travel, Fiction and Photos

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  7. pennygadd51 says:

    I love the convoluted nature of this humour. The person who doesn’t believe in fairies is in danger from the fairies he doesn’t believe in…

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  8. James says:

    That would be just about everybody.

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Danny James says:

    I now believe in faries.
    DJ

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  10. Lyn says:

    He’s going to be in for a shock, isn’t he πŸ”₯😱

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Alice Audrey says:

    And then the next morning, after a sleepless night, Ty will admit it was all a joke.

    Liked by 1 person

  12. yarnspinnerr says:

    Nicely crafted around the supernatural in our environment.

    Liked by 1 person

  13. Varad says:

    Looks like Ty was having some fun at Harrison’s expense.

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  14. Anonymous says:

    HILARIOUS, to say least!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Liked by 1 person

  15. …and people wonder why I believe in faeries! Nice one EA

    Click to read my FriFic!

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  16. granonine says:

    Don’t all writers believe in faeries, little people, sprites and elves and leprechauna? How could we write fantasy without them? πŸ™‚

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  17. So what are the actual stats here, Eric? Is an “unbeliever” wandering in the woods more likely to meet up with some disgruntled faeries, a homicidal psychopath, or an angry bear or moose? I need to know the odds before we take our next camping trip. πŸ™‚

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    • EagleAye says:

      Haha! You’re more likely to see a maniac, a bear, and moose sitting around drinking tea and comparing stock portfolios than see faeries. They only do the sacrifices once a year. And then they typically avoid places that humans frequent. You should be fine…mostly. πŸ˜‰

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  18. Oops! Glad to know I’ll always be safe there.

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  19. landofimages says:

    Nice one. πŸ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

  20. hahaha! Must believe. Love it. Goodbye disbeliever. πŸ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

  21. Dahlia says:

    Haha – i can imagine the look on Harrison’s face πŸ˜€

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