Unsightly Hair Growth

Photo by: Marie Gail

Mireya the young witch desired the Woodsmith’s son, Bryce. One day she learned that he admired long lustrous hair. So during the full moon she planted a magical seed.

The flower grew and bloomed, but in the morning the petals were all gone. “Oh no! My magic flower.”

“What’s wrong?” said her sister, Weylyn.

“My flower. It was going to give me long beautiful hair.”

“How?”

“Simple. Just harvest the petals, douse them in water, and apply them to the skin.”

Weylyn grimaced and scratched her itchy legs. “Uh oh.”

“What?”

“What if I bathed in the petals?”
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Written for the Friday Fictioneers: https://rochellewisoff.com/2018/02/21/23-february-2018/

About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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49 Responses to Unsightly Hair Growth

  1. Iain Kelly says:

    Haha, she’ll need a lot of razors…

    Liked by 1 person

  2. James says:

    And the legend of Bigfoot is born. ๐Ÿ˜€

    Liked by 4 people

  3. List of X says:

    Poor Mireya, her sister will steal not only her flower, but her crush as well. After all, how could Bruce resist Wylyn when she’ll have long, lustrous hair all over?

    Liked by 2 people

  4. jillyfunnell says:

    Reminds me of a naughty girl I knew years ago – couldn’t resist having a dabble. Made me laugh.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Dear Eric,

    I laughed until tears rolled. Oh Magoo, you’ve done it again. ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

    Liked by 3 people

  6. k rawson says:

    You had me going–I was all set for an allegorical fable and then you left me laughing out loud. Masterfully done, as always!

    Liked by 2 people

  7. Colline says:

    Haha! Loved this. ๐Ÿคฃ

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Oh so funny! Never steal from your sister! Thanks for an evening laugh.

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  9. Lyn says:

    Very funny tale, Eric. Maybe Weylyn can just “magic” the hair off her legs and onto Mireya’s head.

    Liked by 1 person

  10. Ankur Mithal says:

    Mireya never said where he admired long lustrous hair. Weylyn stands a good chance.

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Joy Pixley says:

    Oops! An important life lesson: when your sister is a witch, don’t touch her things without checking first!

    Liked by 1 person

  12. Norma says:

    Haha! This was fun. Now they’ll have to come up with another magic.

    Liked by 1 person

  13. Dale says:

    Oh gosh! I burst out laughing and now my dog is looking at me funny. That was totally fun and crazy, Eric!

    Liked by 1 person

  14. pennygadd51 says:

    Lovely! If I’d been Mireya, I’d have left Weylin to have the hair removed by electrolysis. It costs a lot of money, and it hurts! That’s a really wacky take on the prompt, EagleAye!

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  15. Ha ha ha ha ha. I can’t ‘unsee’ that now ๐Ÿ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

  16. Dahlia says:

    Weylyn is rather calm about it – I would have been drumming my feet on the floor ๐Ÿ˜€ Awesome story

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  17. landofimages says:

    Brilliant, love humour ๐Ÿ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

  18. Ha… maybe a good thing she didn’t wash her face…

    Liked by 1 person

  19. rgayer55 says:

    Perhaps Weylyn can get a date with that cute werewolf now. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

  20. James McEwan says:

    I laughed and thought, ‘Ah the magic of herbal witchcraft.’ Enjoyed reading.

    Liked by 1 person

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