Cotton Walters held court in the corner of Ray’s Bar, telling stories. People of all ages listened in.
“Jasper Reeves was loved by everybody,” he said. “He charmed everyone. Minnie Holmes loved him the most. When he was away, she made a wreath out of cotton buds to welcome him home again.”
“So sweet!” said a woman.
“Trouble is, he was sweet to half the young women in town too. Then he got Minnie pregnant and ran off with her life savings.”
“Oh my!”
“Well his get rich schemes always failed and he soon ran out of money. But ol’ Jasper never lacked for confidence in his charm. He returned to Minnie’s door years later, thinking a little smooth talking would win her heart again. He saw that ol’ cotton wreath and figured she was still pining and missing him. He looked in the peephole, tryin’ to get a glimpse of Millie. I still remember his last words.”
“What did he say?”
“He said, ‘Now where in heck did Minnie get that shotgun?’ ”
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Written for Flash Fiction for Aspiring Writers: https://flashfictionforaspiringwriters.wordpress.com/2018/04/16/fffaw-challenge-163rd/
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Unfortunately, she had to replace her door, but I suppose the look on Jasper’s face was worth it; 😉
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Hahahahahaha! Jasper better run if he knows what’s good for him! Good for Minnie!! Great story E.A.! Hilarious!
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Hehe. Too late for Jasper. Millie’s shotgun blast was much faster than him. He’ll not be stealing anyone’s life savings anymore.
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Hahahahaha!
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Ha ha ha ha, such a touching story of eternal love 🙂
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Haha! Yeah that’s it. That’s the ticket. 😉
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What was Millie thinking? She’ll be picking brains out of her rhododendrons all summer.
Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, BLAM 🙂
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That’s true, but you can’t buy a better fertilizer. Yeah, Millie isn’t well know for suffering fools gladly. She may need to attend anger management classes. 😉
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Haha, second time is NOT a charm for ole Jasper. Love the name , very fitting to the character
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Yep, his charm and his luck ran out. I hoped folks would enjoy his name. Thanks for that. I appreciate it. 🙂
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HA! Serves him right. Well done.
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I thought so. 😉 Thanks kindly!
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A good question for the gun control people.
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I guess Walmart is still selling shotguns. 😉
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What a nice, dark twist!
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Glad you liked it. Thank you! 🙂
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