“The aliens demanded total capitulation of Earth,” said President Soares. “We sent an emissary with our reply.”
“Who did you send?” shuddered Meghan, the First Lady.
“There were human volunteers, but we sent Alexa.”
“You sent a household robot on a diplomatic mission?”
Soares shrugged. “She was articulate enough to get an audience with the alien leader, inside the ship.”
“But diplomacy is complex and nuanced!”
“Oh she’s quite capable of presenting our position.”
“Look!” pointed Meghan at the light in the night sky. “Is that a new star?”
Soares grinned. “That’s Alexa’s answer. Five-hundred megatons of nuclear ‘Hell No!’ ”
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Written for the Friday Fictioneers: https://rochellewisoff.com/2018/09/05/7-september-2018/
Only a robot would do that! Nice take on the photo prompt. š
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Loved it! The idea of Alexa being sent as the emissary is hilarious! And a 500 megaton closing line. Nice work!
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Absolutely!
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Dear Eric,
I’ve never had a desire to have an Alexa of my own…until now. Love it!
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Love that last line! Brilliant! Heh heh… Household robot vs Aliens. Score: Aliens 1: household robot 4,883,875,667,999,000
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Talk about sending the proper emissary for the job…
š
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You go, Alexa! (I daren’t say that out loud…she hears everything!)
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I’ll have to be careful what I say to her from now on. Like, “Alexa, start thermonuclear Armageddon” is off the cards. Just in case.
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Alexa, detonate!
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I suspect some people just need to learn, no means no.
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Is there no end to Alexa’s usefulness!
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Excellent take on the prompt, Eric. That’ll teach those nasty aliens.
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A new star, blink and its gone,
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LOL that will do it š
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So interesting & fun.
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Much better to leave it to Alexa. Fun story.
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Ha. Now I know how to use Alexa. Mine keeps talking at random times. I think she needs a mission. Nicely done.
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Nice take.
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