Rapid Evolution

Photo by: Randy Maize

Aboard an alien starship, Captain Xom mourned for Agent Yuwl. “The humans in Smithtown, Alabama mistook him for a goat and ate him.”

“Far worse than that,” howled Scientist Pewf. “His unusual DNA might’ve combined with humans to create a super-intellect.”

“Ridiculous,” said Xom.

“It could, and this recombining could finish within days. Humans might produce advanced tech hours later!”

“Pure hyperbole,” scoffed Xom.

“Incoming communication on the Scitubilating Halviwarbulator, sir,” said technician Pbut. “From Alabama.”

“That’s our super-advanced communications system,” shuddered Xom. “On speaker.”

The voice of Amy-Jo Jones echoed, “Liked yer goat, y’all. Send down some more…or else.”
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Written for the Friday Fictioneers: https://rochellewisoff.com/2018/12/26/28-december-2017/

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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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30 Responses to Rapid Evolution

  1. Oh.. sounds that the DNA found a way of combining after all… but not in a good way (and from Alabama of all places)

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  2. Heh! ‘We like the aliens… they’re delicious…’ πŸ™‚

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  3. Dear Eric,

    You really are a strange individual…but I mean that in the nicest way. This made me laugh out loud. Your are so baaaaaad.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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  4. Lyn says:

    Aliens beware…’bama has yer number.
    I can only echo Rochelle’s comment πŸ˜€

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  5. draliman says:

    Ah, Amy-Jo, first of the super-race πŸ™‚

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  6. What a clever creative take on the prompt. I really enjoyed it!

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  7. Ruh-Roh! Sounds likes things will be a changing.

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  8. Dale says:

    I echo Rochelle. And count on you for a good chuckle week after week!

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  9. Abhijit Ray says:

    Not much recombination has happened apparently. Goat has only become tastier.

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  10. Danny James says:

    All salute Amy-Jo!

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  11. subroto says:

    Take me to your char grilled leader…hmm..that does have a ring to it.

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  12. granonine says:

    I loved the names and the words you created in this one. Made it so funny, and of course Amy Jo Jones made the perfect ending πŸ™‚

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  13. Beam me up s-goatee!
    Or in this case, down!

    Fun read.
    Randy

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  14. Indira says:

    LOL. From where did you get all those names. so funny.

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