Photo by: Randy Maize
Aboard an alien starship, Captain Xom mourned for Agent Yuwl. “The humans in Smithtown, Alabama mistook him for a goat and ate him.”
“Far worse than that,” howled Scientist Pewf. “His unusual DNA might’ve combined with humans to create a super-intellect.”
“Ridiculous,” said Xom.
“It could, and this recombining could finish within days. Humans might produce advanced tech hours later!”
“Pure hyperbole,” scoffed Xom.
“Incoming communication on the Scitubilating Halviwarbulator, sir,” said technician Pbut. “From Alabama.”
“That’s our super-advanced communications system,” shuddered Xom. “On speaker.”
The voice of Amy-Jo Jones echoed, “Liked yer goat, y’all. Send down some more…or else.”
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Written for the Friday Fictioneers: https://rochellewisoff.com/2018/12/26/28-december-2017/
EagleAye
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Oh.. sounds that the DNA found a way of combining after all… but not in a good way (and from Alabama of all places)
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Hehe. I like to keep y’all on your toes. Thanks much!
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Heh! ‘We like the aliens… they’re delicious…’ 🙂
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Haha! It may come to that. 😉
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Dear Eric,
You really are a strange individual…but I mean that in the nicest way. This made me laugh out loud. Your are so baaaaaad.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Hehe. I know I’m bad, but I’m good at it. 😉 Thanks so much, Rochelle!
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Aliens beware…’bama has yer number.
I can only echo Rochelle’s comment 😀
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Hehe. You folks already thought I was crazy anyway. And who am I to disagree? 😉 Thanks Lyn!
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Ah, Amy-Jo, first of the super-race 🙂
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May she have many children… 😉
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What a clever creative take on the prompt. I really enjoyed it!
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Much appreciated. Thank you! 🙂
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Ruh-Roh! Sounds likes things will be a changing.
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Meet the new boss, smarter than the old boss. 😉
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I echo Rochelle. And count on you for a good chuckle week after week!
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I’ll do my best, y’all. Thanks much! 🙂
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Not much recombination has happened apparently. Goat has only become tastier.
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I have a feeling Goat Biryani will become a far more popular dish. 😉
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All salute Amy-Jo!
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Long live Amy-Jo (because she probably will anyway). 😉 Thanks Danny!
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Take me to your char grilled leader…hmm..that does have a ring to it.
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Haha! It works for me, though maybe not for the aliens. 😉
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I loved the names and the words you created in this one. Made it so funny, and of course Amy Jo Jones made the perfect ending 🙂
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So happy to hear that. Thank you kindly!
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Very fun!
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Much thanks!
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Beam me up s-goatee!
Or in this case, down!
Fun read.
Randy
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Haha! I have a feeling goat stew will become a staple food in Alabama. 😉 Thanks for stopping by.
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LOL. From where did you get all those names. so funny.
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Hehe. From the strangely lit regions of the Nether Mind. 😉 Thanks Indira!
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