The Conquered

Photo by: Anshu Bhojnagarwala

General Al’Purathon slouched before the open fire pit. “We traveled four-hundred light-years as conquerors,” he murmured. “Our ships are indestructible, our weapons irresistible. Yet with our finest warriors, Earth has laid us low.”

Angrily, he placed a marshmallow on a stick.

Captain Agur’Tamal opened another package of graham crackers. “It’s not your fault, General. Who could anticipate Earth possessed such a terrifying weapon?”

Al’Purathon squished a flaming marshmallow into the chocolate with a graham cracker. “Wicked it is. So pernicious!”

Agur’Tamal took a bite and his face drooped. “Who could anticipate using our crippling s’mores addiction, as a weapon?”
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Written for the Friday Fictioneers: https://rochellewisoff.com/2019/02/06/8-february-2019/

Author’s Notes:

For those unfamiliar, S’mores are a traditional campfire food…and highly addictive.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%27more

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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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21 Responses to The Conquered

  1. neilmacdon says:

    Just wait until the earthlings bring up the big guns – comedy

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  2. Dear Eric,

    It’s hard to conquer a s’more. Sticky goo wins every time. Resistance is futile. Good one.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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  3. Violet Lentz says:

    Delicious piece of fiction!!! Can I have one?

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  4. Iain Kelly says:

    I always knew those s’mores could be a weapon.

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  5. Joy Pixley says:

    Mmmm, I can *totally* believe s’mores as a weapon-grade weakness.

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  6. ceayr says:

    Never heard of s’more before, and I have to say it sounds revolting!
    Seems I’m more alien than your characters

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  7. Superb. Great imagination. Simple things can topple big ones. Like an ant in the ear of an elephant!😊😊😊

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  8. draliman says:

    I’ve heard of s’mores but have never been quite sure what they are. I guess it’s an American thing, so I expect the UK was easily conquered πŸ™‚

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  9. pennygadd51 says:

    A sweet story, EagleAye! And very funny too.

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  10. Abhijit Ray says:

    Now unbeatable aliens have fallen victim to earthly vices! Too much cracker, chocolate and marshmallow, indestructible warriors will become like jelly.

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  11. So that’s what s’mores are! Excellent.

    Click to read my FriFic tale!

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  12. Even Superman had his Kryptonite.

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  13. James McEwan says:

    Addiction the weapon of choice for centuries. Well observed.

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  14. lisarey1990 says:

    Very imaginative!

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  15. Hee hee! Once again the aliens bow before the superiority of human cuisine. Good stuff. S’more like it please! πŸ™‚ (I had to say that… didn’t I….)

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  16. Indira says:

    :):) The result, aliens with potbellies like addicted human beings?

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  17. Margaret says:

    There’s always a weak spot. Good old Earthlings have found it. Fun story.

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  18. kirizar says:

    Cute. I wonder if this suggests marshmallows are an alien life form running galaxies away from a deadly enemy only to find out that Earth is the home planet to chocolate and graham crackers all along! No!!!

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  19. LOL! They certainly can be!! LOVE S’mores!! Nice~ πŸ˜‰

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  20. amiewrites74 says:

    S’mores are addicting and irresistible. And totally capable of being a weapon against aliens. So clever, loved this!

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