The State Secret

Photo by: David Stewart

Senator Hayworth was unknown for impulsiveness. During a state visit in Bulgaria, he pointed to a flower-like fountain. “What’s that?”

“A gift from the aliens,” said Frank, Chief Advisor.

Natalie, the Deputy Advisor, said, “It’s an alien/worm hybrid. Only once a year it shoots out a green fluid. If some gets on you, it’s supposed to be lucky.”

“Sir, no!” shouted Frank, but too late.

Heedless, Senator Hayworth walked into the green stream. “It’s an election year. I need some luck!”

“Will you tell him?” said Natalie.

“No,” said Frank. “You tell him he just got a facial from alien worm sperm.”
Written for the Friday Fictioneers:

About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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21 Responses to The State Secret

  1. Oh, that ending! So funny. Thanks for making me laugh. 🙂

    Susan A Eames at
    Travel, Fiction and Photos


  2. I laughed. Great story!


  3. trishsplace says:

    My version of the photo was cut off midway through the flower! So I had ‘less of a picture’ of what was going on. I’m smiling at the difference the full picture makes 🙂 Nice one.


  4. msjadeli says:

    Poor alien: “Only once a year it shoots out a green fluid.”

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  5. Ha! As long as it doesn’t get in touch with alien worm ova, isn’t he at little risk?

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  6. Dear Eric,

    Oh dear, this can’t be good. Funny.



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  7. Heh heh! Politicians! 🙂

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  8. LOL. Well, it suits him right … 😉

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  9. draliman says:

    Ha! A bit like getting pooped on by a bird is supposed to be “lucky”.

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  10. Kinda gross … but I must say very funny! Not what I expected at all. Nicely done! 🙂

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  11. Dale says:

    Hahahaha! Love it!

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  12. Anagha Yatin says:

    Do power-thirsty politicians mortgage whatever grey matter they own, when its the time of the election? Hehehe…good one!


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