Senator Hayworth was unknown for impulsiveness. During a state visit in Bulgaria, he pointed to a flower-like fountain. “What’s that?”
“A gift from the aliens,” said Frank, Chief Advisor.
Natalie, the Deputy Advisor, said, “It’s an alien/worm hybrid. Only once a year it shoots out a green fluid. If some gets on you, it’s supposed to be lucky.”
“Sir, no!” shouted Frank, but too late.
Heedless, Senator Hayworth walked into the green stream. “It’s an election year. I need some luck!”
“Will you tell him?” said Natalie.
“No,” said Frank. “You tell him he just got a facial from alien worm sperm.”
Written for the Friday Fictioneers: https://rochellewisoff.com/2020/05/27/29-may-2020/