Author Archives: EagleAye

About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.

Do As I Say…

Posted on October 9, 2019

Phoebe returned from school, disgusted. “Eighth marriage proposal this week, Mom. This is crazy! Am I really that pretty?” Giselle nodded and produced a basket of old photos. “It’s time you knew. Your grandma was an alien.” “Eh?” “You’re part … Continue reading →

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Keep It Simple, Stupid

Posted on October 2, 2019

Little Brian and a lawyer were the only people in the park when a spaceship landed. An alien emerged, held up a silvery device, and said, “With this I can grant any desire. What would you like little boy?” Brian … Continue reading →

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Most Unusual Brownies

Posted on September 18, 2019

Efrem inherited rare mystical magic powers from his father, but his true love was cooking. The test to enter the School of Cooking was simple. Make brownies. So, Efrem put every fiber of his being into the food. When he … Continue reading →

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Fertilizer

Posted on August 7, 2019

The ivy, growing outside the abandoned building, turned to the trumpet vine and said, “At first I thought this was a mistake.” “Why?” said the trumpet vine. “The intelligent plants growing inside are thriving, and will soon take over the … Continue reading →

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Troublemaker

Posted on June 19, 2019

Billy-Joe never meant to cause trouble, but he had an uncanny talent for finding it. So when he stumbled across the intergalactic transit station, teeming with thousands of alien species, he vowed to stay out of trouble. Hungry, he praised … Continue reading →

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The Terror

Posted on May 15, 2019

“OMG,” said Brittany. “Her butt is so big!” Though new to the school, Brittany’s looks ensured she was popular, and she used that popularity like a terror weapon. “Don’t talk about Angie’s butt,” hissed the girls around her. “It’s not … Continue reading →

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That Time of the Century

Posted on May 8, 2019

The gargantuan dragon had proven impervious to human weapons and still demanded a virgin. General Cavendish saluted fifteen-year old Genevieve Holder with a tear. “Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.” Genevieve shook with fear, but bravely entered the cave entrance. … Continue reading →

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