Author Archives: EagleAye

About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.

Critical Equipment

Posted on July 15, 2020

Jennylyn found the package outside the lab. She brought it in, wondering what it was. Professor Blumquist was elated. “At last! The very thing I need to combat this pandemic,” said Blumquist. As the new lab assistant, Jennylyn still wasn’t … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Coronavirus, Flash Fiction, Food, Funny, Humor, mad genius, Mocha machine, Science Fiction, Short Fiction, Short Story, Speculative Fiction, Warp Drive | 5 Comments

Seize The High Ground

Posted on July 6, 2020

Hey everyone. My new short story, Seize The High Ground, is now available for less than a cup of coffee! A mere 99 cents. Here’s a brief description. Commander Uriel Boyd has a problem. He needs to rescue the ship’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Carriers, Science Fiction, Seize The High Ground, Short Fiction, Short Story, Space Combat, Spaceship, Speculative Fiction, Starship | 2 Comments

The Future of Carriers

Posted on June 28, 2020

I’ve been thinking a lot about aircraft carriers, and their future. With nations developing HGVes (Hypersonic Glide Vehicles), capable of striking anywhere in the world, I wonder how long the reign of supercarriers like Ford-class will continue. Several decades more, … Continue reading →

Posted in Essay, Military | Tagged Aircaft Carriers, Essay, Force Projection, Ford-Class, Future Weapons, Hypersonic weapons, Science Fiction, Spaceship, SuperCarrier | 30 Comments

Know Your Eggs

Posted on June 24, 2020

Police warning tape encircled the small park. Detective Prine and Police Sergeant Hadwell looked over the grisly scene. “According to witnesses,” said Hadwell, flipping through his notebook. “Monsieur Penoit was making an exotic omelette for a party.” Prine placed hands … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Eggs, Fire-breathing Dragon, Flash Fiction, Funny, Humor, Omelette, Ostrich, Short Fiction, Short Story, Speculative Fiction, Urban Fantasy | 31 Comments

Growth Spurt

Posted on June 17, 2020

Jeanie saw her grandson’s feet on the ladder outside, and decided she’d had enough. She had to say something. She rang up, Patricia, Brian’s mom. “Hi mom! Is Brian enjoying his summer with you?” “He’s cleaning windows,” said Jeanie. “But … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Flash Fiction, Funny, Grandchild, Growth Spurt, Growth Vitamins, Humor, Short Fiction, Short Story, Speculative Fiction, Window Washing | 27 Comments

Hot Air

Posted on June 10, 2020

Stephen, the balloon pilot, stepped out and kissed the ground. The balloon’s burners*, providing hot air, had failed and they began crashing to the ground. Yet, they landed safely after all. Susie, the chief ground handler, rushed up. “I thought … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Ballooning, Corrupt Politician, Flash Fiction, Funny, Hot air balloon, Humor, Political speeches, Politician, Short Fiction, Short Story, Speculative Fiction | 24 Comments

A Rare Commodity

Posted on June 3, 2020

Mika ate the last bite. “Best tuna sandwich ever! But still, $500 is too much.” “I know,” said Bill. “But there’s chipping charges. It had to be shipped into Earth orbit.” “Yeah.” “Then through the hypergate to Ross 154. And … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Flash Fiction, Food, Funny, Humor, Hyperspace, Interstellar Travel, Science Fiction, Shipping Charges, Short Fiction, Short Story, Tuna Sandwich | 19 Comments

The State Secret

Posted on May 27, 2020

Senator Hayworth was unknown for impulsiveness. During a state visit in Bulgaria, he pointed to a flower-like fountain. “What’s that?” “A gift from the aliens,” said Frank, Chief Advisor. Natalie, the Deputy Advisor, said, “It’s an alien/worm hybrid. Only once … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Alien, Flash Fiction, Fountain, Funny, Humor, Science Fiction, Short Fiction, Short Story, Sperm, State Sceret, Worm | 21 Comments

Diverse Thinking in the Time of Coronavirus

Posted on May 23, 2020

In the time of Coronavirus, Americans are doing a great job…of frustrating the heck out of each other. Not only because we’re cooped up in the house with each other more than usual, but because we think and act so … Continue reading →

Posted in Essay | Tagged Alternative thinking, Coronavirus, diversity, Essay, nuclear testing, Pandemic, Shelter in place | 1 Comment

Battle of the Bands

Posted on May 20, 2020

Inside an invisible alien ship, General Fan’Alba looked down on the human music festival. He turned to his primary commander, Rab’Kalla. “Stop worrying. We’ve defeated one-hundred alien worlds. Music is critical to us and the center of our strength. In … Continue reading →