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Russian Black Sea Exercises Trigger Response

Posted on March 28, 2013 by EagleAye

MOSCOW, RUSSIAN FEDERATION – In a move that has US intelligence analysts on alert, Russian President, Vladimir Putin ordered substantial military exercises in the Black Sea area. It is unknown at this time what triggered the sudden mobilization. What is … Continue reading →

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CIA Super Spy Loses Face

Posted on March 25, 2013 by EagleAye

ARLINGTON, VA – CIA Super Spy, Roger Cliff, wants to retire from the agency after 42 years of service to his country. But there is a problem. A master of disguise, Cliff was one the earliest recipients of modern facial … Continue reading →

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A Very Inspiring Blogger Award

Posted on March 21, 2013 by EagleAye

I have the great honor to be nominated the Very Inspiring Blogger Award. All of us in the news room are very excited to say the very least. We are all toasting each other with hot chocolate and Bailey’s Irish … Continue reading →

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Iran Photoshop Chief Quits. Joins Alternative Metal Band

Posted on March 19, 2013 by EagleAye

LOS ANGELES, CA – It started as an Iranian national scare when Najib Halabi, Iran’s Chief of Photoshop Corrections, suddenly disappeared. Iran accused Israel of assassinating him and having proof. Israel refused to confirm or deny any involvement. After weeks … Continue reading →

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Man Claims St. Patrick’s Day Hinders Drinking

Posted on March 17, 2013 by EagleAye

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Long time veteran drinker, Ciaran O’Shea sits in a corner of The Plough and Stars on Saint Patrick’s Day, and sulks. “It happens like this every year,” grouses 63-year old O’Shea. “All these children, that couldn’t … Continue reading →

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Giant Mosquitos and Tall Tales

Posted on March 14, 2013 by EagleAye

PALM BEACH COUNTY, FL – A giant mosquito, known as the Gallinipper, is expected to infest this Florida county this year. These goliath blood-suckers, called “Gallinipper” because it can nip a gallon of blood, are 20 times larger than their … Continue reading →

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The Teleporting Cat

Posted on March 12, 2013 by EagleAye

GREEN RIVER, WY – James Standish claims that his cat, Mr. Green, can teleport. We traveled to this land of big mountains and bigger skies to see if it was true. We sat with Standish is his humble yet comfortable … Continue reading →

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New Zealand Criticized: Least Corrupt Country

Posted on March 11, 2013 by EagleAye

WELLINGTON, NEW ZEALAND – A recent report, released by Transparency International, lists New Zealand as tied with Finland and Denmark as the least politically corrupt nations on Earth. Since the report, New Zealand has drawn an intense political backlash for … Continue reading →

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Inventor Creates Counter-Gravity

Posted on March 10, 2013 by EagleAye

LOCK HAVEN, PA – The world changed today in a way that cannot easily be measured. Jeffery Fordham, eccentric inventor in this little town of 9,700, successfully tested the first known counter-gravity unit to move a large object. His entire … Continue reading →

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First Overweight North Korean in 30 Years Sighted

Posted on March 8, 2013 by EagleAye

LANGLEY, VA – Satellite controllers were stunned this morning by an improbable sight: an overweight North Korean. Analysts spent hours pouring over photographs and carefully studying data points to insure what they saw could possibly be true. In the end, … Continue reading →

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