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World’s Most Unexceptional Man Located!

TOPEKA, KS – According to a contact at Ripley’s Believe It Or Not, The world’s most unexceptional man has been identified. Their experts spent two weeks in Topeka since the man, Bob Smith, was known to travel to Topeka on … Continue reading

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Pentagon under Fire: Pilots Threaten Strike

ARLINGTON, VA – The Pentagon has come under intense fire from an unexpected source, it’s own pilots. After an article in the air force web site, af.mil, Air Force pilots are demanding better in flight meals. The article, found here, … Continue reading

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Egypt struggles to Revive Flagging Economy

ALEXANDRIA, EGYPT – As President Morsi of Egypt grabs more power, the more power slips from his fingers as Egypt’s economy continues to fail. Morsi is doing all he can to revive the economy. With foreign travelers contributing a sizable … Continue reading

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Malaysian Supermen Add Arms, Literally

KUALA LAMPUR, MALAYSIA – In a world where terrorists emerge nearly everywhere, Malaysia takes the job of locating terrorists and anti-government forces seriously. A new breed of supermen lead the charge to keep the Asian nation safe. According to officials, … Continue reading

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Animals: The New Arms Race

LONDON, UK – An arms race grips the world even as ever more powerful weapons emerge. This new race isn’t about stealth technology or more powerful explosives. It’s about animals. Since time immemorial, military units have kept mascots and perhaps … Continue reading

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‘Too Cheerful’ Worker Suspended

CHICAGO, IL – Amanda Funston, 42-year old Customer Service worker at Boostercorp, has been suspended without pay for one week. The charge: she’s too cheerful. Boostercorp, headquartered in downtown Chicago, is a maker of energy drinks like BoostMeNow® and Gimme … Continue reading

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Japanese Counter-Protest Violent Chinese Protests

TOKYO, JAPAN – Since August 2012, Chinese citizens have violently protested the Japanese government’s purchase of the Senkaku Islands (Diaoyu in China). At last, Japanese citizens take to the streets to add their voices to the fray. But you would … Continue reading

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Invisible British Tank Missing

BRISTOL, UK – Filton’s Fonthill Park recently became the “sight” of swarms of white-coated BAE engineers and Army officers swinging sticks around and generally stepping gingerly through bushes and groves of trees. It may seem like a farcical play put … Continue reading

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Kimchi Denied: US-South Korean Exercises in Jeopardy

In response to the planned US-South Korea naval exercises this month, North Korea plans to influence the Kimchi and Bulgogi export markets, thereby denying US naval crews access to the food. “Even though North Korea has recently taken an aggressive … Continue reading

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China claims Moon

BEIJING – In a surprise move that stunned Western analysts, China has claimed the Moon. During an outdoor press conference featuring brightly colored banners and elegant displays, Ministry of Foreign Affairs official, Luo Jian Guo, made the announcement to an … Continue reading

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