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Adjustment Period

“Woof!” Butch barked excitedly at the squirrel climbing a huge tree in the pet hospital’s roundabout. “Aw!” said Gloria. “Butch’s artificial eye already feels better.” “A word of warning,” said Doctor Pembroke. “About Butch’s military hardware…” “I told you, don’t … Continue reading

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Judging a Book

Postmaster Green led Sean to the back. Green said, in his heavy drawl, “Hadda stick yer packages in these here cages.” “Why?” said Sean. “Because they’re from Mexico?” Green glared. “And the alien star, Wolf359, before that. I ain’t stupid, … Continue reading

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Do As I Say…

Phoebe returned from school, disgusted. “Eighth marriage proposal this week, Mom. This is crazy! Am I really that pretty?” Giselle nodded and produced a basket of old photos. “It’s time you knew. Your grandma was an alien.” “Eh?” “You’re part … Continue reading

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Keep It Simple, Stupid

Little Brian and a lawyer were the only people in the park when a spaceship landed. An alien emerged, held up a silvery device, and said, “With this I can grant any desire. What would you like little boy?” Brian … Continue reading

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Most Unusual Brownies

Efrem inherited rare mystical magic powers from his father, but his true love was cooking. The test to enter the School of Cooking was simple. Make brownies. So, Efrem put every fiber of his being into the food. When he … Continue reading

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Fertilizer

The ivy, growing outside the abandoned building, turned to the trumpet vine and said, “At first I thought this was a mistake.” “Why?” said the trumpet vine. “The intelligent plants growing inside are thriving, and will soon take over the … Continue reading

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Troublemaker

Billy-Joe never meant to cause trouble, but he had an uncanny talent for finding it. So when he stumbled across the intergalactic transit station, teeming with thousands of alien species, he vowed to stay out of trouble. Hungry, he praised … Continue reading

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