Tag Archives: Micro Fiction

Upside, Downside

Posted on January 18, 2017 by EagleAye

Harold visited the colony at Darimere VI, carrying his golf clubs. In the vaulted hallway, he said, “We’re inside a living animal?” “Yes,” said Givenchy. “The Gigatrobe is thousands of meters long, and unharmed by us. We only add furnishings, … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Flash Fiction, Funny, Giant Creature, Humor, Micro Fiction, Microfiction, Science Fiction, Short Fiction, Short Story, Space Colony | 40 Comments

Dangerous Liaison – Gargleblaster Microstories #263

Posted on April 27, 2016 by EagleAye

“Mrs. Henretty,” said Dr. Knowles. “Your son fell three stories. He’s alright.” “He with that Jones widow again?” snarled Petunia. “Yes, Ma’am.” “He hurt anythin’ vital?” “He received a concussion.” “Busted his head?” “Yes, Ma’am.” “That’s alright. He weren’t usin’ … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Concussion, Flash Fiction, Funny, Humor, Liaison, Micro Fiction, Microfiction, Short Fiction, Widow | 27 Comments

Trophy Hunt – Gargleblaster Microstories #262

Posted on April 20, 2016 by EagleAye

Wealthy magnate Henry Worthy aimed at the male lion. His manservant Potts prepared tea. “I believe this hunt is folly, sir.” Worthy scoffed, “Who’ll stop me?” Another lion pounced upon Worthy’s back. Calmly, Potts sipped his tea. “I believe his … Continue reading →

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It Depends – Gargleblaster Microstories #261

Posted on April 13, 2016 by EagleAye

The retirement community was okay with Fred, but something was burning. “Oh that’s Mr. Garza,” said Miss Poole. She pointed. Garza was stuffing handfuls of Habanero peppers down his mouth. “Mr. Garza!” scolded Miss Poole. “Did we forget our asbestos … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Flash Fiction, Funny, Habanero Pepper, Humor, Micro Fiction, Microfiction, Retirement Community, Short Fiction, Speculative Fiction | 14 Comments

The Cougar – Gargleblaster Microstories #260

Posted on April 6, 2016 by EagleAye

“Thirty-two,” said Sabrina. “Thirty-two candles?” exclaimed Minette. “Honey, you still got a smokin’ body okay? But there’s no way you’re only thirty-two years old.” “Sorry,” smiled Sabrina. “Forty-four candles. I thought you asked how many men I taught to be … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Cougar, Flash Fiction, Funny, Humor, Micro Fiction, Microfiction, Older Woman, Short Fiction | 17 Comments

The Shyster

Posted on April 2, 2016 by EagleAye

Morley argued against scientifically accepted Climate Change. He built a pond filled with koolaid. Morley was hideous, but dated beautiful women. At his party, I asked, “How do you get such beautiful girlfriends?” Morley shrugged, “They drink the koolaid.” _________________________ … Continue reading →

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Ace In The Hole

Posted on March 30, 2016 by EagleAye

Two NFL owners sat in the press box. Brighton’s team was a perennial power. Miller said, “Our quarterback leads the league.” Brighton smiled contentedly. “We’ve got the Defensive MVP!” Brighton blew smoke rings. “What about you?” Brighton smiled. “We’ve got … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Flash Fiction, Football, Funny, Humor, Micro Fiction, Microfiction, NFL Owners, Short Fiction, Speculative Fiction | 13 Comments

The Intelligence Brief

Posted on March 23, 2016 by EagleAye

Presidential front runner Hawkins cheered, “I’m in! All my opponents quit the race.” Then CIA Director Williams handed him the Intelligence Brief for Presidents. “Here’s what’s really happening in the world.” While Hawkins read, he paled. “Is it too late … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction, Uncategorized | Tagged CIA, Flash Fiction, Funny, Humor, Intelligence Brief, Micro Fiction, Microfiction, Presidential Election, Short Fiction | 25 Comments

Deep Doo-Doo

Posted on March 16, 2016 by EagleAye

Tim and Sally went on another drunken bender. Beside them, Tim found a partially-eaten tuna with doritos stuck in it. “What happened?” A police helicopter hovered above as the nearby 7-11 collapsed. Sally sighed, “Dunno. I think the police will … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Drunken Bender, Flash Fiction, Funny, Humor, Micro Fiction, Microfiction, Police, Short Fiction, Tuna | 7 Comments

In Flagrante Delicto

Posted on March 11, 2016 by EagleAye

Rod and Mona broke into the mattress factory to sample one… in the nude. Blissful, they fell asleep. They never awoke when the conveyor drew them into the plastic wrapping machine. Later, the manager found them, still trapped in plastic. … Continue reading →