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Birds, Bees, Ducks, and Duck Eggs

In this post, we wanted to give a shoutout to staff photographer, Shey Wicklund. She’s one of the sweetest human beings you will ever meet, and we think she’s one of the great photographers out there. She’s super-humanly dedicated to … Continue reading

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A Very Inspiring Blogger Award

I have the great honor to be nominated the Very Inspiring Blogger Award. All of us in the news room are very excited to say the very least. We are all toasting each other with hot chocolate and Bailey’s Irish … Continue reading

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Iran Photoshop Chief Quits. Joins Alternative Metal Band

LOS ANGELES, CA – It started as an Iranian national scare when Najib Halabi, Iran’s Chief of Photoshop Corrections, suddenly disappeared. Iran accused Israel of assassinating him and having proof. Israel refused to confirm or deny any involvement. After weeks … Continue reading

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Man Claims St. Patrick’s Day Hinders Drinking

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Long time veteran drinker, Ciaran O’Shea sits in a corner of The Plough and Stars on Saint Patrick’s Day, and sulks. “It happens like this every year,” grouses 63-year old O’Shea. “All these children, that couldn’t … Continue reading

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Giant Mosquitos and Tall Tales

PALM BEACH COUNTY, FL – A giant mosquito, known as the Gallinipper, is expected to infest this Florida county this year. These goliath blood-suckers, called “Gallinipper” because it can nip a gallon of blood, are 20 times larger than their … Continue reading

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The Teleporting Cat

GREEN RIVER, WY – James Standish claims that his cat, Mr. Green, can teleport. We traveled to this land of big mountains and bigger skies to see if it was true. We sat with Standish is his humble yet comfortable … Continue reading

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New Zealand Criticized: Least Corrupt Country

WELLINGTON, NEW ZEALAND – A recent report, released by Transparency International, lists New Zealand as tied with Finland and Denmark as the least politically corrupt nations on Earth. Since the report, New Zealand has drawn an intense political backlash for … Continue reading

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