Tag Archives: Puns

Future University

Phil and John stood in a long line of candidates waiting to rise up on the escalator to a new life. Phil said, “This looks like a scene from Logan’s Run.” John scoffed, “Don’t be childish.” “Yeah okay, sorry,” said … Continue reading

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A Punny Tale

On the planet Patteron lived two humanoids groups. One was striped, the other checked. They were the same race, of course (skin coloring being their only difference), but few acknowledged this. Police Officer Striper (striped), lost the crook (checked) during … Continue reading

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Modern Bears

Barney the bear looked at little Bobo and realized there was a complication. “I realize we’ve slept together a few times, Betty, but it’s obvious Bobo isn’t my son.” Betty sighed, “Yeah, I know but…” “Shouldn’t he be with his … Continue reading

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The Grain Earth

In Cereal Land, Barley was unpopular. Everyone hated his corny jokes. Barley couldn’t help it. It was his “Raisin” D’etre. Strawberryhead arrived with a shotgun. He growled, “I’ve been contracted to kill you, you flake.” “Don’t!” cried Barley. “I’ll make … Continue reading

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Punitive Measures

“Wow,” sighed Detective Yarborough. “The most popular fast-food mascot in history is dead.” “My kids adored Chevy Chicken,” noted Sergeant Jones. “So what happened?” “Chevy Chicken’s producer, Mr. Potts, walked in to find his marketing creation with his wife.” “And?” … Continue reading

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