A Mighty Sport
Every other day, Ian walked past the marker on the way for fish & chips at the Waterfront Restaurant and Bar in Cumbria, UK. He enjoyed the walk down West Strand past all the sail boats moored in the harbor. For the most part, he didn’t pay much attention to the stone sign marking the entrance to The Waterfront. Then one day, he stopped to stare at it.
Something was different.
Each time he passed the sign for a fortnight, he stared at it in wonder. Finally, he figured it out. The latitude and longitude, providing the exact geographic location of the sign, was written in stone upon it. Somehow, the location had changed.
At first, Ian thought he was losing his mind. Then he brought the GPS on his phone into play. Each time he passed the sign, he noted the readings on his phone as he stood by the sign. Over two weeks, the unbelievable was proven true. The city of Whitehaven, perhaps even all of Britain, was moving. He took his findings to the press and within days, social panic rocked the entire nation.
On the other side of Britain, a man who stood three meters tall, pulled hard on a rope as thick as a tree. He wore a cape and shining armor beneath long golden hair. His calloused hands easily pulled the great rope which stretched out to sea. An answering tug pulled him back. He grinned heroically and pulled again.
Dark clouds formed above him. A hand the size of a small island reached out and pointed an accusing finger. “Stop it at once, Thor!” boomed the voice of Odin, the All-Father. “You and Hercules have played tug-of-war long enough!”
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Each week, photographer Alastair Forbes offers a first-born photograph to the gods, so that we may use it as a prompt to write flash fiction. This is my story for the week. Look here to see what others wrote: https://sundayphotofictioner.wordpress.com/2015/07/05/sunday-photo-fiction-july-5th-2015/
Well done in concealing the speculative angle for as long as (humanly, ha-ha) possible, Eric. I love how you’ve taken a real-world photo and jolted it into a fantasy realm. Very cool!
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I like playing my cards close to the vest. 😉 Surprises are best saved forlast, in my book. Glad you enjoyed the angle I took. Thanks so much, Leigh! 🙂
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You share an obvious writing precedent with O’Henry and Rod Serling (among others)! Brilliant!
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Ah! Rod Serling is a major influence. It was he that helped inspire and shape me into what I am today.
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Uh, make that O. Henry, (D’Oh on my part!)
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Great story! Adding the sf as the twist at the end is genius! (I have a vision of the sort of conversations that might follow in any Manchester row house: ‘Eeee missus, t’chippie’s – moooved, and so’s t’bloody island.’ ‘Roobish, you’ve been at t’bloody bottle again.’)
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Hehe. Thanks Matthew! I just love throwing a monkey wrench into the works at the end. I could imagine another conversation from the woo-woo crowd…
“It’s Mister Cameron, it is! He’s got the helm and he’s steerin’ us straight into France, the bloody wanker!”
“Good God! If I have to eat one bloody frog, I’ll off meself on the spot!”
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Thank goodness you didn’t have them being pulled towards Greece. My goodness! Can you imagine it? Fish and chips, fish butties, jam butties, all gone and in their place Moussaka in 100 different forms (I hate eggplant). 😀
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I hate eggplant too. Moussaka never did it for me. Still, I love Gyros and Spanokopita. Mmm mmm! No, the worst thing about being smashed into Greece would be their economy! Complete chaos for England!
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sometimes one wishes that such would happen in real life too
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You are definitely one for pulling the rope and making the prompt go your way!
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Haha! I didn’t know what to write. I was down to my last rope. 😉 Thanks much! 🙂
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I loved it. Puts new meaning to feeling the earth move. I think Thor would make most women’s earth move 🙂
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Haha! I think he would “move” quite a lot of women. Certainly the movie Thor from the Avengers has a strong effect. 😉 I’m glad you enjoyed the story. Thanks kindly, Maryann!
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I’d say…you know the ropes when it comes to telling stories! Great story and amusing.
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I know a few ropes, I know a few yarns too. *ahem.* 😉 I’m happy the story amused. It’s always good to hear that. Thanks so much! 🙂
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Loved it! Loved how you used the mythical gods to put a fantastic twist to your story. You are such a genius.
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Yep. Whenever I need something immense, something Epic, I turn to the Gods. I just love mythology. Does it show? 😉 Thanks so much! You’re making me blush. 😉 🙂
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Just discovered you. Love the story! Bon weekend!
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Thank you! Glad you liked it. And you have a great weekend too! 🙂
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