Cookie’s Dish – Gargleblaster Microstories #233

Cookie dished out dinner to the cowboys.

Martin tried it.

It tasted like it had been stuffed into the dirty socks of a dead hobo with eczema, then fermented in sewage.

Cookie said, “How is it?”

Martin grinned. “Your cooking is improving!”
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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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25 Responses to Cookie’s Dish – Gargleblaster Microstories #233

  1. If he really tasted it, it must be true love

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  2. Joy Pixley says:

    Ew. You managed to thoroughly disgust me in very few words, especially the part about imagining how bad it must have been last time–good job!

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  3. luckyjc007 says:

    Oh! Yuck!! “dirty socks of a dead hobo with eczema, then fermented in sewage.” I’d rather eat the horses food. If that was an improvement in his cooking…I don’t think I want to learn about what it was like before that! Such a tasteful post. πŸ™‚

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  4. joetwo says:

    A wonderful description of taste. It makes my toes curl just thinking about it.

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  5. Lyn says:

    LOL and after eating, his mouth tasted like the bottom of a birdcage recently inhabited by a very old parrot with diarrhea. Oh my, your micro stories never, ever, disappoint πŸ˜€

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  6. Jen says:

    I can’t imagine what the other meals must have tasted like!

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  7. This made me cry-laugh! Hysterical!

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  8. LMAO! WOW, makes me want to steer clear of Cookie’s cooking! LOL This was brilliant! β™₯

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    • EagleAye says:

      Yeah, he’s best to be avoided. Since he’s started cooking there’s a long line of people waiting for stomach transplants. πŸ˜‰ Glad you got a laugh. Thanks kindly! πŸ™‚

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  9. GennaClaire says:

    First of all, I love the name Cookie. Second of all, I love your description of her (his?) cooking. Third, I think those who eat my cooking can relate to this. πŸ™‚

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    • EagleAye says:

      (His) awful cooking is only outdone by his personal hygiene. Yeah. I’m sure anything you’ve made is a breath of fresh air compared to Cookie’s. Glad you enjoyed this. I really appreciate your thoughts. Thanks so much!

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  10. innatejames says:

    Cookie and I are on equal ground when it comes to cooking skills.

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    • EagleAye says:

      I don’t know. You have to have amazing skill to reach down to the pits of despair where Cookie’s cooking lies. I mean this is world-class bad cooking. πŸ˜‰

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