Monthly Archives: March 2016

The Other End Is Worse

Posted on March 31, 2016 by EagleAye

Whenever Estrella Bonaventura walked past the ornamental bulls, she patted them on the rump. “Still here, boys?” she’d cackle. She’d made serious money on her “art.” Chivo the former bull said, “I hate that witch, that bruja. I’m humiliated!” Nix … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Bruja, Bulls, Flash Fiction, Funny, Humor, Short Fiction, Short Story, Speculative Fiction, Witch | 13 Comments

Ace In The Hole

Posted on March 30, 2016 by EagleAye

Two NFL owners sat in the press box. Brighton’s team was a perennial power. Miller said, “Our quarterback leads the league.” Brighton smiled contentedly. “We’ve got the Defensive MVP!” Brighton blew smoke rings. “What about you?” Brighton smiled. “We’ve got … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Flash Fiction, Football, Funny, Humor, Micro Fiction, Microfiction, NFL Owners, Short Fiction, Speculative Fiction | 13 Comments

Forget The Leaders

Posted on March 30, 2016 by EagleAye

The alien machine towered over all six lanes of 3rd Avenue. It moved victoriously, as if the city had already succumbed. Traffic came to a standstill. Pedestrians ran screaming for cover. An alien emerged from the top. Sixteen eye stalks … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Aliens, Flash Fiction, Funny, Game of Thrones, Humor, Science Fiction, Short Fiction, Short Story, Starbuck's | 46 Comments

The Sensitive Londoner

Posted on March 27, 2016 by EagleAye

George had difficulty transitioning to London. Chief among his troubles were the red double-decker buses. They had no driver on the top. The last time he rode on the top level, he curled into a ball, possessed by a fit … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Double-Decker Bus, Flash Fiction, Funny, Humor, London, Sensitivity, Short Fiction, Short Story, Speculative Fiction | 24 Comments

Into Photography

Posted on March 24, 2016 by EagleAye

Yasmine had tried many photo clubs before, but most were disappointing. They lacked her ambition. Yasmine was seriously into photography. This new club owned a building all to themselves. She pushed through the wooden doors of the blue entryway and … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Club, Flash Fiction, Funny, Humor, Magic, Photography, Short Fiction, Short Story, Speculative Fiction | 16 Comments

Mistaken Identity

Posted on March 23, 2016 by EagleAye

Morton, the compulsive hoarder, found the toilet in the junkyard. With a sharp eye, he surmised it was perfectly serviceable with just a few minor fixes. First thing, of course, he needed to get rid of those flowers growing inside … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Advance Scout, Alien, Flash Fiction, Funny, Hoarder, Humor, Science Fiction, Short Fiction, Short Story, Toilet | 42 Comments

The Intelligence Brief

Posted on March 23, 2016 by EagleAye

Presidential front runner Hawkins cheered, “I’m in! All my opponents quit the race.” Then CIA Director Williams handed him the Intelligence Brief for Presidents. “Here’s what’s really happening in the world.” While Hawkins read, he paled. “Is it too late … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction, Uncategorized | Tagged CIA, Flash Fiction, Funny, Humor, Intelligence Brief, Micro Fiction, Microfiction, Presidential Election, Short Fiction | 25 Comments

The Last Super-Villain

Posted on March 22, 2016 by EagleAye

Dr. Havoc enjoyed his trip to Sydney, Australia. He liked meeting people and shaking their hands. With a delighted smile he’d say, “Lovely city! Too bad it’ll be destroyed.” In New Zealand he’d say, “Beautiful countryside! A shame it’ll all … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Flash Fiction, Funny, Humor, InterPol, Orbital battlestation, Short Fiction, Short Story, Speculative Fiction, Super Villain | 15 Comments

Achilles Brain

Posted on March 20, 2016 by EagleAye

“This is one of seven entrances into Lord Dread’s secret manufacturing facilities,” said Park Warden Hancock. He pointed to the brick building with large doors. The crowd of tourists tittered anxiously. Park Warden Thistlewait murmured in Hancock’s ear. “Aren’t you … Continue reading →

Posted in Short Fiction | Tagged Android, Espionage, Flash Fiction, Funny, Humor, Science Fiction, Short Fiction, Short Story, Tourists | 16 Comments

The Charge

Posted on March 17, 2016 by EagleAye

The Future-Dog (FD) program wasn’t working out. Implanted microchips massively elevated the IQ of the dogs. They could suddenly reason logically and hold conversations. Unfortunately for the Army, the dogs also got smart enough to run from pitched battles. Commanders … Continue reading →