The Spaniards arrived at the temple first, looking for gold. New to Cambodia, their translations were incomplete. All the Spanish got from the monks was, “Beware the Nangalang.”
Fearless leader Diaz merely scoffed, “A monster?” He stepped inside the entrance, screamed, and disappeared. The remaining Spaniards fled, telling stories of the horrific monster guarding the temple. Rumors spread across Europe.
In the 1930s, fearless treasure hunter Idaho Johnson braved the temple. He disappeared in an instant.
During the Vietnam War, fearless war hero Colonel Davidson heard about the terrifying monster guarding gold. “Beware the Nangalang!” warned the monks. He ignored the “superstitious” natives…and screamed as he disappeared.
In the 90s, High Priest Dong-Hue introduced his son to the temple. At the entrance he said, “Beware the Nangalang!”
“Right, Dad,” said Quok, obviously fluent in the local language. “I’ll watch out for the hole in the stairs leading to a bottomless pit.”
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Written for What Pegman Saw: https://whatpegmansaw.com/2017/09/23/sambor-prei-kuk-temple-cambodia/
Oh my, that is hilarious!
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Glad to hear it. Thank you much! 🙂
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Ha! I guess it doesn’t pay to be fearless or intrepid.
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Oh it does. It’s just that being fearless is ever so much more useful when also well “informed.” 😉 Thanks much, J Hardy!
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Ha ha, enjoyed this immensely. Nicely done.
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That’s awesome. Thank you much! 🙂
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So it would have paid to hire a translator, but fearless adventurers always try to do things on the cheap. What an intriguing moniker, that “Idaho Johnson.” It kind of rinds a bell. 😉
Very well told, Eric. I’ll be sure to take a crash course in local lingo before I travel abroad now.
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The trouble with fearless guys is they often don’t think they need to listen to the “little people.” It’s how fearless guys end up dead a lot of times. 😉 Thanks most kindly!
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Wow! A severe and fatal consequence for having a lack of knowledge! I hope the son shared his knowledge with others before they made the same mistake as the ones that disappeared. Moral of this is ….. knowledge can be a real life saver!
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Pretty much. Westerners have a habit of venturing into unknown lands and thinking bravado alone will see them through. Sometimes just taking the time to stop and listen is far more powerful. Thanks kindly! 🙂
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Brilliant! Or should I say ‘Brilli – aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh….’ …:-)
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Enjoyed it! Wished the title didn’t give it away. Thanks.
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Glad to hear it. I’ll try to make a more vague title next time. Thanks! 🙂
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LOL never skimp on a good Cambodian phrase book. Well done as always 🙂
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Hehe. Right? Being fearless is a fine quality, but “looking before you leap” is a good one too! Thanks Lyn! 🙂
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Loved it! So funny. Cultural and linguistic misunderstandings can lead to lots of trouble!
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They sure can. They say, “When in Rome do as the Romans do.” While traveling in South-east Asia I kept that in mind all the time. Glad you had fun. Thank so much! 🙂
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Reblogged this on Kaleidoscope and commented:
Time again to turn to the artist adept at ‘sewing coats give the mere buttons’ – no two alike – that leave you wondering at the cut and the fit and wanting more!
Here he walks you down a don’t-know-where-it’s-headed path until in a flash it’s all laid bare, only some 100+ words later!
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Reblogged here, with thanks: https://wordpress.com/post/ksriranga.wordpress.com/7692
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My pleasure and thank you!
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Dear Eric,
After all these centuries I hope someone just fixed the freaking stairs. 😉 I love your twisted sense of humor.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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You’d think so, right? I guess stone masons are hard to find, or expensive. 😉 Thanks so much, Rochelle! 🙂
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Good one! Gotta understand the language for sure. Love it!
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Yep. How hard is it to say, “What’s a Pangalang?” 😉 Thanks very much! 🙂
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Well, I sure fell for that! Well told, Eagle.
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Haha! It was a rather “deep” story, eh? 😉 Thanks so much! 🙂
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Ha! That’s very fun.
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Great to hear that. Thank you, Alicia! 🙂
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Point noted! 😀 Very well done indeed.
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Thanks most kindly! 🙂
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