Safari guide E.R. Pankow led the tourists through the trees of the planet, Barton.
“It’s quite safe here if you follow the rules” he said. “Don’t touch anything unless I say so.” He pointed to a giant footprint in a mud flat. It was large enough for the entire safari group to stand in.
Pankow continued, “The only dangerous creature here left that foot print. It’s a giant, walking fungus called a Palygrud. Its six legs look identical to trees. You could be standing beside one and never know it. If antagonized they can go berserk and stomp everything in sight. You’ll know them because they smell and taste like a dessert.”
Darcy wondered where her husband went while the guide spoke. She found Bill 20 yards away, chewing. “Bill! What are you doing?”
He sliced another piece of bark off the tree beside him. “Hey Hun! You should try this. It tastes just like Rice Krispie Treats!”
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Written for Flash Fiction for Aspiring Writers: https://flashfictionforaspiringwriters.wordpress.com/2018/02/05/fffaw-challenge-week-of-february-6-2018/
This is great – love it
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Glad to hear it. Thank you! 🙂
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They’re all going to die in 3…2…1…
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Haha! Just Bill. The others made it out alive by skin of their teeth.
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Hahahahaha! That was last thing he said before he was stomped to death! Hopefully, the others will be spared. LOL! Cute story! Love it!
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Yeah, Bill didn’t survive that one. And this is the price for not paying attention. Whoopsie! The others escaped, but only barely. Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks so much! 🙂
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Good to know the others escaped! I would hate for him to cause their deaths. 😀
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I’m guessing Bill doesn’t survive much longer after the end of this story.
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That would be a safe guess. Bill turned into a pancake, albeit one who’s last meal was pretty tasty. 😉
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At least the condemned man got his last meal, your lovely story made me smile.
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Oh boy. Some people shouldn’t be allowed out on their own without a keeper 😀
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No kidding. She should’ve kept Bill tied to her hip with a leash. 😉
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Maybe a mushroom I could actually enjoy! 😀
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Haha! I’d send some to you but gosh! They’re expensive. Harvesting them is mighty dangerous, you see. 😉
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Funny thing that both of us though up sentient fungi–I’m still trying to publish my version. Must be some hidden truth to the idea!
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Oh that’s interesting. Brilliant minds, eh? I look forward to reading yours.
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I hope you will be able to someday. It’s been a bit of a slog with the submissions. A few rejections already, but gotta keep trying.
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Ha ha ha ha ha. That wouldn’t have ended on a sweet note for him 🙂
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Hehe. Yeah, in fact in ended with a flat — a paper thin flat — note for him. He’ll be an example for future safaris. 😉
Thanks for stopping in. 🙂
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He was barking mad! Brilliant – thanks for the grin.
Click to read my FFfAW!
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My pleasure. I’m always ready to share a grin. Glad you enjoyed this. Thanks so much! 🙂
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That’s why we just can’t take you anywhere Bill!
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Haha! Bill’s short attention span finally got the better of him. 😉
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