Phil and John stood in a long line of candidates waiting to rise up on the escalator to a new life.
Phil said, “This looks like a scene from Logan’s Run.”
John scoffed, “Don’t be childish.”
“Yeah okay, sorry,” said Phil. “The pomp and circumstance just seems a bit much.”
“What do you mean?” John said.
“You know. All the fancy robes and stuff.”
“It’s a big moment,” explained John. “Entering the prestigious Future University to build humanity’s starships is a big deal.”
“Yeah, I get that, but why the escalator?”
John shrugged, “You wanted a higher education, right?”
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Written for the Friday Fictioneers: https://rochellewisoff.com/2020/02/05/7-february-2020/
Author’s Notes:
Please don’t hit me. You know I can’t pass up a pun…
I was just about to do that.
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Brilliant minds, eh? 😉
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Great post
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Thank you kindly! 🙂
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LOL love that last line 😀
P/S I remember Logan’s Run. Man, that’s showing my age 😮
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Yep me too. I had a crush on Jenny Agutter. 😉
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😀
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Can always count on you, Eric, to elicit a guffaw from me!
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Haha! I do aim to please, 😉
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And you succeed!
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Groan! What a pun! And you set it up so well, too. I wouldn’t mind working on the starships, though. Any chance of a job?
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Hehe. I can never resist. I’ll be sure to forward your resume on. 😉
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Dear Eric,
I still win. I put my coffee aside before reading yours. This would’ve made me snort for sure. 😀
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Curses! One day, I shall emerge victorious. I will lull you into complacency, and when you least expect it… 😉 Thanks Rochelle!
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Buahahahahahah. 😀 Others have tried.
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‘Higher education’. Escalator. Bwahahahahahaha! 🙂 Luckily I wasn’t drinking coffee! On matters ‘Logan’s Run’, I never saw the original movie – wasn’t old enough on first release – but have a distinct recollection of seeing a TV series based on it a few years later.
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The picture was the perfect setup. I think it took me all of 327 milliseconds to think up that last line. 😉 Oh you missed out on Logan’s Run. As a young adolescent, seeing Jenny Agutter running around in what amounted to a negligee, was “stimulating” to say the least. 😉
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Thanks for the giggle at the end 🙂
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It is absolutely my pleasure. 😉
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Very punny!
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I did hope folks would enjoy me pun-tificating just a little. 😉
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