The elf, Leafway, sighed. At Santa’s traditional summer home, his “Gone Fishin'” sign ominously read just, “Gone.”
The hunt for Santa Claus was on.
After weeks of searching, the elf Hollybranch reported in. Leafway answered his FTL vidphone. “What’s up?”
“I found him!” said Hollybranch.
“Thank Christmas! Where is he?”
“Well, he did go fishing, and it seems he was highly successful.”
“Eh? What does that mean?”
“He caught a mermaid.”
“Really?”
“Some things cannot be unseen.”
Leafway grimaced “I don’t follow.”
“Well, judging by their position, I can’t say if Santa caught her, or if the mermaid caught Santa.”
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Written for the Friday Fictioneers: https://rochellewisoff.com/2020/12/23/25-december-2020/
Merry Christmas everybody!
Hmm, and mermaids don’t have chimneys or stockings…
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Hmm… seems he still found something he could fill… ๐
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Wow, that’s a visual I can’t shake out of my head, E.A. Happy holidays!
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Hehe. Me too. Happy Holidays! ๐
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Hilarious! Merry Christmas!
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That’s funny. You should write a tell-all book about the scandals of mythical beings. ๐
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R Rated Santa, that one! ๐
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Hee hee! Clearly Santa got a very Merry Christmas… ๐
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Shame on Santa, Eric. I’ll never think of him in the same way again. Ha…put my coffee down…no spews. ๐
Shalom and a very merry Christmas to you and your girls.
Rochelle
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When the laughter tears stop leaking… heheheheh! Oh, I can’t tell you how much I really really NEEDED that laugh this week. What a wonderful Christmas present your words are! Merry Christmas, and hoping for a great new year!
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So awesome to hear this. I hope you had a fabulous Christmas. Thanks so much for the wonderful words. ๐
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A fun story!
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Thanks so much!
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I’m not sure Mrs. Claus would be happy to find out about the merstress.
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I think Mrs. Claus has learned to turn a blind eye. Anyway, elves are short, and Mrs. Claus has learned that ‘pistol theory’ is correct…
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I didn’t know Santa could survive under water :). Fun write,
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He’s magical. He can do lots of cool stuff. ๐ Thanks much!
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Merry Christmas to you and yours, Eric!
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Thank you! I hope you had a Merry Christmas too! ๐
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That was funny, and unexpected
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Thanks most kindly! ๐
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