In Flagrante Delicto

Rod and Mona broke into the mattress factory to sample one… in the nude. Blissful, they fell asleep.

They never awoke when the conveyor drew them into the plastic wrapping machine.

Later, the manager found them, still trapped in plastic.

“Don’t tell me,” he murmured. “You got wrapped up in the moment?”
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About EagleAye

I like looking at the serious subjects in the news and seeking the lighter side of the issue. I love satire and spoofs. I see the ridiculous side of things all the time, and my goal is to share that light-hearted view.
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10 Responses to In Flagrante Delicto

  1. Hahahaha! Good one!!

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  2. Lyn says:

    Shakes head and ~sighs~ (only Eric) πŸ˜€

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  3. luckyjc007 says:

    Really funny! However, not so much for them. Gee! I wonder…did they buy the mattress? 😁

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    • EagleAye says:

      Yeah, they couldn’t really ship the mattress out since it was “used” by then. They did end up buying it. πŸ˜‰ Glad you had fun! Thank you! πŸ™‚

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  4. joetwo says:

    Zing!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. Jan Brown says:

    Groooan! πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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