The Team was exhausted. The sPecial Horrifying and UnKnown Manifestations of Energy unit (PHUKME!) had been pursuing incredible beasts across the world. They’d battled giant mantises, giant hairball spitting cats, and nosy neighbor-killing giant spiders. The spider episode had affected them the worst. They needed a break.
They settled into a bungalow in Fiji, expecting to relax.
It didn’t last long.
They heard massive explosions and all ran outside. The nearby city was under attack by gigantic hummingbirds. They sighed collectively and began donning their equipment.
Only Lindsey smiled. “Oh! I love hummingbirds. They’re so pretty, so graceful.”
Brock hefted his weapon: the Extraordinarily Active Tachyonic Manifestation Eliminator (EATME!). “Seriously?” he choked. “Those hummingbirds are firing proton beams out of their beaks and smashing skyscrapers. They’re devastating the city!”
Lindsey shrugged. “I’m cool with that. At least they’re not Giant Spiders.”
Written for What Pegman Saw: https://whatpegmansaw.com/2018/01/13/what-pegman-saw-fiji/
I’m on a streak of the positively silly. I decided to continue it today. This story refers to a couple of my most recent stories:
Nosy-Neighbor eating Giant Spider
Giant Hairball Spitting Cat